FireMarkMay

I recently stumbled upon FireMarkMay, a site which is dedicated to ripping on one of the worst displays of college football television since the disaster that was "Big PlayStation Saturday" on TBS, featuring Ernie Johnson and Brian Bosworth. Yeah.

Anyways, I loved the concept and 'Trev Alberts' would be a great contributor, but the content is definitely on the weak side. Not the least of which included a line mentioning both Phil Fulmer and strip poker in the same sentence. Geez. Now sure, Phil Fulmer has tits that would make Chuck Amato and Mark Mangino jealous, but that is just wrong. Quick aside - Has anyone ever thought about how bad those guys could clean out a buffet table?

As we head into the season, the only depressing thing to me (besides the possibility of a 3rd straight loss in Ames, all live and in-person) is some of the absolutely dreadful announcers and analysts we will have to suffer through, namely Mark May, Jim Rose, Brent "open-container" Musburger, Gary Danielson, Artie "built in rack and pinion steering, jackhammer feet" Gigantino and Pam "ESPN2 shitty Big 10 game of the week, but we still have to show it to you" Ward.

Sometimes its about bad enough to make you want to listen to Jerry Punch...