We're bad at football

enough said.

Tough Loss

UT 22 NU 20

Well that has to be about as well as we've played in a big game in a number of years. That might be setting the bar a little low, but you have to start somewhere, and considering that we had that game won I think it signifies the current state of this program. We are more talented, more athletic and better coached than we have been since probably 1999. Incidentally, that was the most recent trip to the Big XII championship game, and with two wins in the next two games we should be able to return to the top of the North Division.

I don't think this team is down after a loss like that. And as bad as this sounds, I think this team will take it as a moral victory and really build off it. These players know what they have overcome and coming within a couple minutes of beating Texas is definitely something to be proud of. It was a loss, however, and I realize this. This team will want to play Texas again, and I don't think there will be any let up over these next couple games.

NU 34
OSU 23

On other fronts (courtesy of EDSBS):
The Chuck Amato Survival Rating
Cal player goes Mario Kart during celebration
and
Butch Davis to UNC??

Glad I'm not a Sooners Fan

I know that I recently said the same thing about the Cyclones, and that still applies, but now OU's best defensive player gets arrested? What kind of ship is Stoops running down there? Not that it was his fault that a Heisman-worthy player doesn't know how to land a dive without breaking a bone, but the other two of OU's three best players had incidents off the field. It appears that the apocalypse is near for the Sooners once again. Graham, be sure to let the fans down there know how sorry we feel about their recent woes. Since we're talking about the Sooners, it's probably not a bad idea to borrow something of theirs for this week. Go Big Red!

KSU?

Ok, so they won a game at home against the Oklahoma State University?

I couldn't care less. OSU hasn't been any good since Luke respected black people. After all of those years of rebuilding, KSU has quickly fallen to the bottom of the college football world as far as I'm concerned. Ron Prince is a no-name coach at a no-name program going nowhere. I'm predicting a 4 year tenure, something like a 20-28 record before they ditch him. He is no Dan McCarney. Bill Snyder should have resigned about 3 years ago so they could have promoted Bret Bielema instead of letting him go to the Dub. No complaints here though.

So, getting to my point....how is this spread only 9???

'Skers by 3 touchdowns.

Look at my striped shirt!

Sorry to usurp a good post Graham, but I had to post one of the best articles I've read in quite some time. It's blatantly copied from another website, but anything to increase page hits to this blog right now is a good thing.

Here it is:

Look At My Striped Shirt!

Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some pussy tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!

I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the shit out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so fucking loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 fucking yards tonight! I’m that fucking pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I fucking love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!


I’m thinking about buying a boat this year!

I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his ass! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

I’m gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

I will valet tonight!
I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!

I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I’ll be ready to fucking party again tomorrow!

It's another KSU . . . Firstdown!

It's safe to say that I can't stand anything remotely related to KSU. From their f'n girl colors, to their curriculum of meat sacks/animals and agriculture, I hate everything they stand for. A 55,000 seat stadium that isn't sold out 3 games into a new coach's tenure, to the ridiculous comment made by prince before the louisville game. (In response to the keys of todays games, he responded "we need to play like our mascot. Play wild and fight like cats.") I hate KSU, and even more since they claimed a recent recruit of ours. That mother f'n turncoat. People have been lynched for less . . .

If Nebraska can continue on their restore the order tour and beat the wildcats this weekend everything will once again be right in the world. K-state will most likely flounder for the rest of the season and 'hopefully' miss the postseason. Ron Prince will alienate some more players next year and this rickety Pakistani built house of cards will come tumbling down to the good ole days of the 1980's when the likes of northwestern State would count a trip to manhatton as a practice/Dubya game. If KSU wins, they are contenders in the big 12 north, and i will begin bleeding internally, a slow painful death.
For all that is holy in the world, Go Huskers!!

We suck at football

But at least not as bad as Colorado. How many wins will CU end up with this year?

Remaining schedule:

Baylor
Texas Tech
at Oklahoma
at Kansas
Kansas State
Iowa State
at Nebraska

I say 2.